I didn't know where else to put this, and I thought I needed something new to put on my blog anyways. After all, I'm still not too enthusiastic about the idea, so maybe seeing that posting is fun and easy would encourage me to put up more interesting stuff. As in, stuff that is more interesting than this.
Type into Google "Unfortunately" followed by your name and you get a cornucopia or randomness. I already did one that was "Elena needs" (I'll repost it after this), so now it's time for another one. These things seem to be a fad nowadays, and I think it's because people ARE easily amuzed and like seeing what other people with their name do online.
Yeah I Googled my own name once. There is, apparently, and Elena with my last name who lives in Spain and writes books on Romanesque Philology. I always knew us EPs were strange, and there's just more proof for you.
But anyways. Here's this. A list:
1. Unfortunately Elena's father doesn't approve (I'm sure he doesn't)
2. Unfortunately Elena hasn't dropped yet (I haven't dropped? Good!)
3. Unfortunately Elena's cell phone was stolen (no, but my iPod was stolen once)
4. Unfortunately Elena did not have the relevant document at hand (that's how it always happens, let me tell you)
5. Unfortunately Elena wasn't well enough to attend the after-competition party
6. Unfortunately Elena injured her leg after the free skate (she would...)
7. Unfortunately Elena is the hole in the donut (HAHA! that's amazing)
8. Unfortunately Elena can purchase items only when they are needed
9. Unfortunately Elena had to play one of the hottest players in college tennis in the first round (interesting)
10. Unfortunately Elena is right (yep)
And here's the old "Elena needs" thing:
1. Elena needs blockwalkers & volunteers
2. Elena needs to take care alone for a boy needing special treatment every half or one year in the special children care centre
3. Elena really needs for Alissa to go to sleep (haha what?)
4. Elena needs our help
5. Elena needs a haircut
6. Elena needs to shut up (HAHA!)
7. Elena also needs Albumin and Meronem (what are those?)
8. Elena needs a loan of 1500 soles which she will invest in the purchase of defects
9. Elena needs to have these documents for her trip to Germany
10. Elena needs no make up at all (hahaha)
--E.A.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
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